If it’s Thursday, it’s time for the Home section of the New York Times, a rich trove of stuff you don’t need. In today’s edition, even Hammacher Schlemmer admits you may not need this. Farewell, Brobdinghagian Sports Chair!
Jimmy Crystal Swarovski iPhone case. Crystal. iPhone case. Please note the 3rd bullet point: This article does not include the iPhone! (Exclamation point included in ad copy, as there most certainly has been some confusion.) h/t @WentRogue