Smell of actual bacon cooking = yes. Candle smell of bacon = no :-(
What to expect when you’re expecting to dribble coffee down your shirt.
Luxury doghouse: You don’t need it. Fido doesn’t want it.
But hey, maybe there’s a market among tiny house hipsters and foreclosure victims.
Why the hell not spend $48 dollars on something that normally costs nothing and burns out in an instant? After all you have money to burn, right?
If it’s Thursday, it’s time for the Home section of the New York Times, a rich trove of stuff you don’t need. In today’s edition, even Hammacher Schlemmer admits you may not need this. Farewell, Brobdinghagian Sports Chair!
“Why not have a cabinet that converts into a cat perch and scratching post for cats?” mused Heather. Boots proceeded to miscalculate her jump, breaking a bottle of single malt scotch and two Riedel Vinum Bordeaux glasses.
Jimmy Crystal Swarovski iPhone case. Crystal. iPhone case. Please note the 3rd bullet point: This article does not include the iPhone! (Exclamation point included in ad copy, as there most certainly has been some confusion.) h/t @WentRogue
